Barmaid Fist-Bump Energy

"BarMaid-Sharon Acts "Loopy" After Frank Uses MAGIC-Fist-Bump"

Hey Glenno,

I Tried your 4-Leaf Clover Hat on a Wow-Gorgeous Masked-Up-Barmaid - last night. The Hat Didn't Do Sh*t.

Part One - Fist Bump - TOTAL FAIL.

Finally got an Elbow Bump. But Had Lower my Mask and Smile At her Full Blast.

Kudos on FIST BUMP, However. The 600 Million Mystery Man Method worked like a charm. I did the Kisses VS Lotto ticket Thing. SUDDENLY - Sharon Showed me her Daughters Tattoo on her Arm. Went from Icy cold to Warm -Fuzzy Talking Non-Stop.

Sharon Started Acting Weird. Got a Bit Loopy.

She Even Did The Bunny Dip at my Table. And I got 2 Free Beers.

The Cleavage show was Fun. Got Razzed by my 2 Jealous Buds.

What Next?

Frank

P.S. - You Can Use This however you want.

OK.

I wanted to Write up more of this Story - so I called and Chatted With Frank.

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Frank Reports The Mayor of Houston has a "MASK UP" Program. So all the Waitresses and Barmaids and customers are wearing masks at Franks Bar.

The Layout is Big Floor to Ceiling windows with Oak Tables at the Front. Pool Tables and a few Noisy Machines off to the side - in a large back room.

Wall of Bottles Behind The Bar. Red Lights under the front of the Bar. And a Line of Bar Stools. With a Step Up for your feet. People line up - Spaced apart - to Get Drinks standing Behind the Bar Stools.

Everybody doing the "Social Distancing" thing.

Frank and 2 Buddies sat at a Table by the Windows. But Frank Sat at the Bar To Order.

Frank Said he was The ONLY ONE sitting at the Bar. Both he and Barmaid are Masked Up.

Frank Said he Pointed at his LUCKY HAT. Got a Blank Look. Pointed Again at the Words...

"Touch For Luck"

Gets a Headshake "No."

Plan B - is the Fist Bump - So Frank Waves and then Does The FIST BUMP Signal.

Another Masked Headshake - "No."

So Frank Pulls His Mask Down. Big SMILE and Says, "Oh, Come on. Gimme an ELBOW BUMP."

Sharon Reluctantly Bumps Elbows.

So Frank Gives Her The FIST BUMP Option of Choco KISSES Or The LOTTO ticket.

Says, "Your Thank You For Doing The Elbow Bump with me. Pick one." Sharon chose Chocolate Kisses.

When asked, "Why the Kisses?"

Sharon says - "My 5 year old Daughter Likes Chocolate."

Q - What's Your Daughters Name?

Answer - "Alice."

And Sharon Pulls up her Sleeve to Show Her Daughters Face Tattoo on her Arm.

Frank Is Amazed that Formerly --ICE-COLD, Sharon -- Is Talking in a friendly way.

  • Sharon Says Alice's Tattoo Cost 70.00
  • Alice has to wear a Mask in School.
  • Alice is Crazy About Dinosaurs. Has them all over her bdrm walls.
  • Alices Favorite Food is Meatloaf.
  • Alice likes to play "ARK" on the Computer with Her 14 Year Old Step brother.

    • (EDITORS NOTE - I looked up "ARK-on-line game". And it is a Survival Game where You Get Chased around by Dinosaurs. Here is a Beginners Link - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOr6-AVM13U )

    Frank Impressed his two Buddies. A Waitress brought THEIR food. But Sharon the Barmaid brought Frank His Burger. And Comped him a Beer.

    Frank Wants to Know More About How to Get Beautiful Girls Wearing Masks to Talk themselves into a Happy Funk.

    (EDITORS NOTE - After Frank Described Sharon's Bored to Excited Behavior Transformation. We Showed Frank How to Gift The CHI-Energy-ELEVATOR To Sharon. So Sharon Can Boost her Own Energy up or down.)

    As Told to Glenn Osborn,

    Frank Smith

    P.S. - The Link to where Frank and I Got our Custom 4-Leaf Clover LUCKY Hat.

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07RHLZ715?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2_dt_b_product_details: